36 sayings we’ve all heard growing up with a Scouse mam…
“It’s like bloody Blackpool Illuminations in this house”
“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about”
“Don’t go out without clean knickers in case you get run over”
“If they told you to put your hand in the fire, would you?”
“You’re in and out like a blue a**ed fly”
“Take your coat off or you won’t feel the benefit when you go out”
“You’ve got a face like a smacked a**e”
“It’ll be a pig’s foot in the morning”
“Change your face or it’ll stick like that”
“If you fall and break your legs, don’t come crying to me”
“Stop messing or I’ll put you in a home with your ears tied back”
“Don’t talk too loud, walls have ears”
“Were you born in a barn? Close that door”
“She’s all fur coat and no knickers”
“She’d make a glass eye cry”
“There’s council juice in the tap”
“It’ll all end in tears”
“You’re driving me up the wall”
“Go and play on the motorway”
“Don’t sit too close to the TV, you’ll get square eyes”
“What’s for tea?”… “Pigs a**e and cabbage”
“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice (it smells a funny colour)”
“Anyone would think you’d been asked to walk over hot coals”
“Look with your eyes, not with your hands”
“What’s for tea Mum”… “A run around the table”
“You’re as much help as a chocolate fireguard”
“I don’t know why you pay to get your makeup done, you do it better yourself”
“Put wood in hole”
“I’m getting old, not daft”
“Shut the door, we’re not heating the street”
“Hiya Queen”
“I’ve seen better legs on tables"
“When you’ve got kids of your own you’ll understand”
36 sayings we’ve all heard growing up with a Scouse mam…
“It’s like bloody Blackpool Illuminations in this house”
“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about”
“Don’t go out without clean knickers in case you get run over”
“If they told you to put your hand in the fire, would you?”
“You’re in and out like a blue a**ed fly”
“Take your coat off or you won’t feel the benefit when you go out”
“You’ve got a face like a smacked a**e”
“It’ll be a pig’s foot in the morning”
“Change your face or it’ll stick like that”
“If you fall and break your legs, don’t come crying to me”
“Stop messing or I’ll put you in a home with your ears tied back”
“Don’t talk too loud, walls have ears”
“Were you born in a barn? Close that door”
“She’s all fur coat and no knickers”
“She’d make a glass eye cry”
“There’s council juice in the tap”
“It’ll all end in tears”
“You’re driving me up the wall”
“Go and play on the motorway”
“Don’t sit too close to the TV, you’ll get square eyes”
“What’s for tea?”… “Pigs a**e and cabbage”
“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice (it smells a funny colour)”
“Anyone would think you’d been asked to walk over hot coals”
“Look with your eyes, not with your hands”
“What’s for tea Mum”… “A run around the table”
“You’re as much help as a chocolate fireguard”
“I don’t know why you pay to get your makeup done, you do it better yourself”
“Put wood in hole”
“I’m getting old, not daft”
“Shut the door, we’re not heating the street”
“Hiya Queen”
“I’ve seen better legs on tables"
“Look you’re either in or you’re out”“If you pay cheap you pay twice”“It’s either your legs or chest out but never both”“When you’ve got kids of your own you’ll understand”