Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson

Arlo and Janis

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  1. lunchwagon

    lunchwagon GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    I, for one, would like to see all ten verses.

  2. rogersden

    rogersden said, 3 months ago

    Me too.

  3. filhodeangola

    filhodeangola said, 3 months ago

    Ditto.

  4. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, 3 months ago

    At least her version is cleaner than what we sang while marching in Basic Training. :)

  5. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 3 months ago

    Glad I’m not an ant.

  6. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaaaaaaant dead dead dead dead ant. (To the “Pink Panther” theme song).

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    OK, I suppose it’s kinda mean…
    but since people asked, I’ll try to fill in for Janis….

    The Ants Go Marching


    The ants go marching one by one..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one’s life will soon be done…
    and he won’t go marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..


    The ants go marching two by two..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one’s face is turning blue…
    and he can’t keep marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..


    The ants go marching three by three…
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one can’t escape from me..
    and the rest go marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..


    The ants go marching four by four..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one falls onto the floor…
    and he’s done with marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..


    The ants go marching five by five…
    hurrah, hurrah….
    But none will make it out alive…
    Oh they can’t go marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..


    The ants go marching six by six…
    hurrah, hurrah….
    But they’re falling like a ton of bricks..
    and they’ll soon stop marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..

    The ants go marching seven by seven.
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one’s on his way to heaven…
    and he won’t be marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..

    The ants go marching eight by eight..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one stops to meet his fate…
    and he just stopped marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..

    The ants go marching nine by nine..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    The little one was no friend of mine…
    So I stopped his marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid…..

    The ants go marching ten by ten..
    hurrah, hurrah….
    But they’ll never be doing that again…
    cos they can’t go marching on….
    to get out
    of the Raid….. boom boom boom….

  8. Michael Ford

    Michael Ford said, 3 months ago

    She’s treating the symptom, not the cause. Send in the pros to find the source of the infestation, otherwise you’re going to need a word that rhymes with twenty. Hmm, “plenty” works.

  9. imafuzzyfan

    imafuzzyfan said, 3 months ago

    If she’s killing them off shouldn’t she be counting backwards?

  10. AMarsh1

    AMarsh1 said, 3 months ago

    Well done susansunshine.And I'm w youimafuzzyfan, seems like a lousy commercial for bug killer juice…

  11. John Smith

    John Smith said, 3 months ago

    Killing ants inside is mostly a waste of time, because they are almost always coming in from out side. You have to track them back to their nest and kill the nest.

  12. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 3 months ago

    It was “to get out of the rain” when we used to sing it.

  13. Cminuscomics&stories

    Cminuscomics&stories GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    I think we should just spray toxic chemicals all over the house. Oh, shut up and drink your aspartame.

  14. Shirl Summ

    Shirl Summ GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    ‘get out of the rain’ but whatevs

  15. SpicyNacho

    SpicyNacho GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    We laughed when the song used in Diehard 3 when they are stealing the gold.

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