Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson

Arlo and Janis

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  1. Gary Albert

    Gary Albert said, 11 months ago

    this is what my wife would do. lol

  2. GR6

    GR6 said, 11 months ago

    Good thing it wasn’t a scalp wound.

  3. Cminuscomics&stories

    Cminuscomics&stories GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ain’t it the truth!

  4. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 11 months ago

    If he had a cut on his face, she would put a tourniquet around his neck!

  5. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Yes and no.

  6. John Smith

    John Smith said, 11 months ago

    No she won’t “help” him, but by god he had better continue to be the ever faithful, tender, romantic provider, protector, spider killer, heavy lifter, etc, etc, etc, and live under the delusion that she is the most attractive woman in the world and be happy to suppress all normal & natural sexual needs until she wants her extremely rare needs met. Why do men die before women – because we WANT to! And ladies…… it isn’t the pants that make your butt look fat.

  7. Matthew Davis

    Matthew Davis said, 11 months ago

    @John Smith

    That sounds like a lot of comic strips… but not this one. These two “get it on” all the time, and she enjoys it.

  8. bawana

    bawana said, 11 months ago

    @John Smith


  9. jbmlaw

    jbmlaw said, 11 months ago

    Any true curmudgeon will admire John Smith’s rant – well-ranted, sir.

  10. duemore4u

    duemore4u said, 11 months ago

    @John Smith

    Yep, in any monogamous relationship, the one with the lesser sex drive is the one that controls it.

  11. rhsasl

    rhsasl said, 11 months ago

    atta boy John, tell it like it truly is :)


    ARLOSDAD said, 11 months ago

    Wrong answer…

  13. Gokie5

    Gokie5 said, 11 months ago

    My squashed fingers were bad, but a broken foot was even worse – I needed a 25- step checklist to get ready for a shower.

  14. gaebie

    gaebie said, 11 months ago

    She will get her iPhone wet if she helps him in the tub. And you know she will NEVER put down her iPhone!!!

  15. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 11 months ago

    After squamous surgery, I got plastic gloves for the purpose.

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