Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson

Arlo and Janis

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  1. Antoine Lowray

    Antoine Lowray said, almost 3 years ago

    Reason #1 Nevermind

  2. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    “1. No room service.”

  3. win

    win said, almost 3 years ago

    boat: a hole in the water into which you throw hundreds of dollars

  4. Larry

    Larry GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    An old schooner with a deep bilge should have room for a couple cases of wine. It will stay chilled until you get to the Caribbean or the South Pacific, then you will need solar powered refrigeration.

  5. Matt

    Matt GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    What on earth is a “menus?” Sounds filthy.

  6. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, almost 3 years ago

    LhPuttgrass.. surely you’re kidding? In case you’re serious, “menus” is the plural of “menu.”

  7. axe-grinder

    axe-grinder said, almost 3 years ago

    Where will they put the salmon-colored sofa? Heck, where will they put Ludwig?!

  8. Paul Roese

    Paul Roese GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Some of you must have never been by a marinas in the summer. usually the places are filled with people who’s boats are the equivalent. of cottages only they float and can move. you see pets, grandkids running all around, pizza being delivered. 2incomes 1 grown kid they should be able to afford it. hopefully their house isn’t under water.

  9. JoeStoppinghem

    JoeStoppinghem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Softening up the buyer?

  10. Rugeirn Drienborough

    Rugeirn Drienborough said, almost 3 years ago

    No couple with an ounce of romance in their souls – Arlo and Janis have quite a bit more than that – can possibly think practically while on a boat at night on a beautiful summer evening with good wine and good food.

  11. Shirl Summ

    Shirl Summ GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @Rugeirn Drienborough

    I think that’s the hook, don’t you?

  12. twypsi

    twypsi said, almost 3 years ago

    @Win Obviously, you’ve never owned a boat. Hundreds of dollars? Surley, you jest! There isn’t anything on a boat that costs just “hundreds of dollars!” It’s been my experience that even the simplest item, on a boat, is in the thousands of dollars! Not to mention the putting in and taking out of the water. Cleaning the hull. Yuck!!!! I’d rather have needles in my eyes!

  13. Flossie Mudduck

    Flossie Mudduck said, almost 3 years ago

    There is nothing practical or realistic about owning a boat. That’s not the point.

  14. ArthurAllen

    ArthurAllen GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @axe-grinder

    Normally cats don’t like moving vehicles, but I saw a very battle-weary cat at a fisherman’s marina. They’ll do anything for fish.

  15. USAFMSGT

    USAFMSGT said, almost 3 years ago

    @phritzg

    You can leave a cat alone for 3 or 4 days. Just make sure he has enough food, water and a clean litter box. Oh, and new curtains to tear to shreds as he is going to be mad as hell about being left alone for 3 or 4 days.

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