Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 19, 2001
Transcript:
"Did I tell you I actually ordered 'X-ray glasses' one time?" "Yes." "'They were sold in comics and every boy wanted a pair.'" "'Of course, they didn't work.'" "'Oh, that's cruel!'" "'Nah! It was like a patriotic duty to fleece kids as dumb as we were.'"
A friend of mine had a pair. They do create the illusion of seeing through clothes—sort of. What’s funny is that you’re looking through a little piece of feather!