Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 22, 1995
Transcript:
Gene tells Arlo, "Dad, I like this girl, but I'm not sure she likes me." Gene tells Arlo, "And it occurred to me that within my dad is a wealth of experience." Gene points to his dad and continues, "So I'm doing what you always suggest- I'm asking for advice." Arlo starts to look nervous. Arlo nervously begins his advice, "Women are like buses.. There'll be another one along in 30 minutes."
Sure, if you want to settle for one that the whole town has ridden!