Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 20, 1994
Transcript:
As they watch TV, Arlo asks Janis, "You know that dog treat they advertise?" Arlo further clarifies, "The one that looks like bacon?" Arlo remarks, "Well, it doesn't taste like bacon." Janis gives him a funny look. Arlo explains, "Gene told me." Janis looks shocked.
Any animal that will eat it’s own excrement is not going to get any expensive “tasty” treats from me.