SAM’’S SCHOOL FOR SUPERVILLAINSBayonne, N.J.Lesson #38: AmateursAnimal cruelty is viewed by some as the “gateway drug” to villainy; in reality, however, many of our graduates don’t necessarily care for it any more than the “good guys.” In fact, anger over somebody messing with dogs and cats – not to mention frustration over the slow-grinding wheels of the criminal justice system – drives more prospective students to our door than merely being cruel. We believe our suspected “teenage rowdies” in the above case are about to get more than they bargained for, simply because they have not done their homework. They just ran down the beloved companion of the heroine of this story, who can communicate with the dead and whose super-rich “Daddy” has more connections (both natural and supernatural) than they can possibly imagine. This is not likely to be pretty…
SAM’’S SCHOOL FOR SUPERVILLAINSBayonne, N.J.Lesson #38: AmateursAnimal cruelty is viewed by some as the “gateway drug” to villainy; in reality, however, many of our graduates don’t necessarily care for it any more than the “good guys.” In fact, anger over somebody messing with dogs and cats – not to mention frustration over the slow-grinding wheels of the criminal justice system – drives more prospective students to our door than merely being cruel. We believe our suspected “teenage rowdies” in the above case are about to get more than they bargained for, simply because they have not done their homework. They just ran down the beloved companion of the heroine of this story, who can communicate with the dead and whose super-rich “Daddy” has more connections (both natural and supernatural) than they can possibly imagine. This is not likely to be pretty…