Animal Crackers by Fred Wagner

Animal Crackers

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 12 months ago

    Better yet. One of those Ford Fusions that are
    made in Mexico.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    Pick a car with an open sunroof.
    Or, better yet … a motorcycle.(If you can hit it, that is.)

  3. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Scenario 1 as (BZ suggests):
    Along comes an unsuspecting person who just purchased a vehicle…
    “Aah…. I’m really enjoying that new car sm(plop)….”
    =
    Scenario 2, a person who just left the house:
    “Aah…. great to get some fre(plop!)…..”
    =
    Scenario 3, a person on his way to his 3rd interview at a company:
    “Well, got my best suit on, and I’m on ti(plop!)….”

  4. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    The bird’s a legend, named Winnie… infamously known for his poo……..

  5. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @russell5419

    I had the experience as I was running for a bus, and then when I got on, kept smelling something, and didn’t know where it was coming from… kept looking around… got to work, and kept wondering, as it seemed to be there, too.. not until I got into a place to take off my jacket, did I discover… and I lived in a big city where people would have remarked about such a smell, and I wonder how I got away with that one,…. Lol!…….
    =
    And on top of that, I found that they can get moving targets as well!…. ha ha !

  6. gameguy49

    gameguy49 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    So many targets and so little time (and ammunition).

  7. patlaborvi

    patlaborvi said, 12 months ago

    I was once hit by a bird marksman. I was walking down the sidewalk when all of a sudden my glasses were hit on the inside, between my glasses and my eye. Since I’m practically blind without my glasses I had to keep them on and keep the one eye shut while I walked into a nearby cafe and begged them for a couple napkins so I could clean them.

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