Andy Capp by Reg Smythe

Andy Capp

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago



    “I’m sure Andy will appreciate the rest


    of the beer!”

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Oh gosh! That reminds me, I need to start packing for my trip.

  3. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six

    THE STONERING “A TOAST TO THE COMPANY


    I’m a friend to the company, come join me in rhyme. Lift up your glasses in chorus with mine. Lift up your glasses, all grief to contain. For we may or might never all meet here again.

    Chorus: Here’s a health to the company and one for my lass. Let’s drink and be merry all out of one glass. Let’s drink and be merry all grief to contain, for we may or might never all meet here again.

    Here’s a health to my lass, she’s the one I love so well. Her grace and her beauty there’s none can excel. She has a smile on her countenance as she sits on my knee, and there’s no man in this wide world as happy as me.

    Chorus:

    Here’s a health to our ship that lies ready to go. And I wish her safe passage, without any shoal. And if ever we meet, be it land or by sea, oh sure I will remember your kindness to me.

    Chorus: (repeat)

  4. afficionado

    afficionado GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @beviek
    Connie decided that Bella needed a bath because her fur is getting matted, so she filled the bathroom sink and tried to put her in but Bella never touched the water
    Now they are not on speaking terms

  5. Linguist

    Linguist said, 9 months ago

    Ah, the ubiquitous bottle opener ! Like American Express – Don’t leave home without it !
    What with pop tops and twist offs, the church key a.k.a. bottle opener has become something of an anachronism. That said… I have one attached to my keys and never travel without a professional wine steward’s opener ( corkscrew, lever, and small curved blade ) the wino’s answer to a Swiss Army knife !

  6. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @afficionado

    Hahaha, I’ve got to bathe Hendrix. I warned him that Friday is the day! He’ll be sulking.

  7. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Linguist

    Yeah, my SIL keeps one on his keychain for ‘emergencies’ and I think my daughter does too! LOL

  8. Linguist

    Linguist said, 9 months ago

    @beviek

    I had to laugh. When I first moved into my new flat, the landlady duly presented me the keys on a key ring which was a bottle opener designed like a flip-flop sandal. Who told her about me ?

  9. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Linguist

    Probably one look at Pete the Beak sitting on your shoulder gave her a big hint!
    :

  10. afficionado

    afficionado GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Number Three
    STARLET
    You need the Gaffer’s permission to change your nickname :o)
    Let’s make up our version of Snow White and the 7 dwarves

    Beviek can be Snow White
    You can be Sneezy
    I can be Doc
    We all know who Grumpy can be (IT)
    Six can be Bashful
    Oh come on gang do I have to do all the work?

  11. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @afficionado

    I’ll take the part of Sleepy. I seem to be sleepy a lot lately.

  12. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    @beviek

    Will Hendrix be meeting Max?

  13. Linguist

    Linguist said, 9 months ago

    @beviek

    Please, we’re in Ecuador, he now calls himself Pedro el Pico !

  14. Mikeyj

    Mikeyj said, 9 months ago

    @afficionado

    Starlett would make the best SW…. %%# I wanted to be Grumpy!!!

  15. g55rumpy

    g55rumpy said, 9 months ago

    “Ah, yes it was in the wilds of Afghanistan that my party was beset by a great tragedy. we lost the bottle opener”

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