Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, about 1 month ago

    Well well well . . .

    I had a feeling THAT would be the case.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 month ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 21 “Dead To Rites” (190) 8/26/2014 Tuesday

    At the Luaxan safe house in Mega Industrial Park West
    “Sir, we have activity.” The House Cell Leader is told and so is Brown Cell Leader (33) as well.
    “What do you see sentinel?” The HCL asks.
    Our scanners have found several possible threats."
    ON a big flat screen is split into six smaller screens. On each of those screens are the local CCTV they control. (All others blocked.)
    On them they see the DOD’s rolling command center (The Wanderer), on another the rolling arsenal the Black Beauty, showing in the air several medium sized UAVs.
    The muscular BCL comes forward and whispers into the SHL’s ear. He nods and quickly goes to his personnel to get things going.
    In the Wanderer
    “Still searching likely targets,” said Paha_siga.
    “Yeh, likely targets.” Alley said a but sullenly. Ooola is with him.
    “Now Alley, don’t get all frustrated, these things take time to find.” She soothed.
    “Uh hu, If I just knew what they smelled like…” He said then trailed off lost in thought.
    He then palm heels his sloping forehead. "I have smelled them before. I need to start using my nose!

  3. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, about 1 month ago

    Not sure why Ooola’s eyes go from normal to Little Orphan Annie eyes….

  4. GuntherGrass

    GuntherGrass said, about 1 month ago

    @Wootietoot

    Her eyes aren’t popping out in disbelief, so maybe she’s on drugs?

  5. GuntherGrass

    GuntherGrass said, about 1 month ago

    @Wootietoot

    Her eyes aren’t popping out in disbelief, so maybe she’s on drugs?

  6. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 month ago

    Oh Boy, may be the dress tomorrow and the shoes the next day.

  7. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 1 month ago

    Morning, Oopsters.


    And the day after that, the makeup.

  8. resealable

    resealable said, about 1 month ago

    Will Alley like her as a blond? Beg her to keep the wig on after the filming? Will the real Lana actually be a brunette, and a dead ringer for Ooola? There are all kinds of ancient sitcom plots waiting to be recycled here.

  9. SKJAM!

    SKJAM! said, about 1 month ago

    So the real Lana is bald? Jewish?

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 month ago

    It is not unheard of for women to wear wigs in acting.

  11. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 month ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    And why not !?
    Acting is being someone other than your real self, usually.

  12. TexMichael

    TexMichael said, about 1 month ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Certainly is a faster way to get the hair length the director wants.

    Yes, resealable, Alley will find the real Lana and mistake her for Ooola.

  13. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, about 1 month ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Shakespeare used boys to play women. Perhaps she is a bald man who wears wigs.

  14. nottawasaga

    nottawasaga said, about 1 month ago

    @sphinx wormwood

    sounds like the “dragapella” group that show up on the comedy channel…. or the average “pride” parade of “queens”…. I’ve never met one, but they seem scarily credible on tv

  15. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, about 1 month ago

    Good Morning Benders, John Wooley, and readers of Alley
    Oop. We find out today that Movie persona Laronde’s hair is a wig. We’ll find soon what other body parts have enhancements. Laronde without the wig and makeup may look very little like the movie persona Laronde. I love the
    way Ooola’s eyes shrink to a dot when she is surprised.
    In the Star Trek Movie, The Search for Spock, every male
    member of the inner core command crew was wearing a hair piece. For all I know Unhura was also wearing a wig.

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