Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, 10 months ago

    Good Morning, Folks out There!

    As I stated previously to Tunk, it’s Soooooo hard to find good help these days.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 21 “Dead To Rites” (19) 2/19/2014 Wednesday

    Back to the future Dr. Tucker returns to the surface and sees that Area 49 is underground. “No wonder it hasn’t been spotted,” Dr. Tucker said to himself. A habit he picked up on in journeys to many lands. Most of the time alone. Too bad he can’t announce it on the ORN now. Mulder would go cuckoo over it.

    Lug is always near now that he has found Alley as biographical subject. Alley will never see him unless he wants to be seen. Anyone else won’t matter. So too are the two spy bugs of Dr. Dark who is still watching Alley for reasons other than biographically. He would like to try this Bronto Beer to see if it is something the heroes of Valhalla would drink.

    With some gentle coaxing Ooola does take a sip of the warm brownish-green brew. After several tastes she finds she likes it. By the end of the night she, Alley and Wizer are in good spirits from the good spirits. As the once blazing fire dies down to red hot coals then to blackened cinders as they sleep on piled animal skins of the few fur bearing animals of their forests.

  3. Jack Straw

    Jack Straw said, 10 months ago

    nyuk, nyuk.

  4. davidf42

    davidf42 said, 10 months ago

    Morning, Oopsters.
    “Enough” is a good word, and very appropriate. Let’s move this story back in the right direction.

  5. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, 10 months ago

    Introducing the newest move in fighting: The Tunk Clunk!

  6. David1955

    David1955 said, 10 months ago

    Time for a bit of comic relief.

  7. Captain Colorado

    Captain Colorado said, 10 months ago

    The Three Stooges do “One Million Years B.C.”

  8. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 10 months ago

    Those guys ain’t no monkey’s uncles, but their uncle might have been a monkey.

  9. firebrand1

    firebrand1 said, 10 months ago

    Good Morning Benders and readers of Alley Oop. Dunkel
    and Groink need to ditch the guard job and do a comedy
    act. They make Joel and Rufus of Gasoline Alley look like
    College Professors. Tunk was hoping they would join him
    in a evil laugh and now they have spoiled the moment.

  10. bopard

    bopard said, 10 months ago

    Lemme do some head banging clunk on the links

  11. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, 10 months ago

    And THAT’S why Tunk is king!

  12. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, 10 months ago

    @MeGoNow

    Hey, don’t insult the monkeys.

  13. robert1947

    robert1947 said, 10 months ago

    Woop, Woop, Woop, I don’t thing Ooola has to worry about trouble from these Stooges.Come on Alley, Ride Daddy Ride

  14. LoboGrande

    LoboGrande said, 10 months ago

    @JPuzzleWhiz

    It’s NOT NEW … we have seen Tunk do this before

  15. davidf42

    davidf42 said, 10 months ago

    I agree. Carole’s attempts at humor are as feeble as her attempts at drama.

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