Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Rod Gonzalez

    Rod Gonzalez said, over 1 year ago

    Good Morning Folks!

    Well, Alley isn’t exactly the missing link, if you catch my drift.

  2. gkid

    gkid said, over 1 year ago

    Ummhmm. Yup, this is true.

  3. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    With a little help from a friend…


    Alternate Alley Oop Chapter 20 “The Coup in Moo Falls Mainly on Oop”(99) 11/23/2013 Saturday

    §"We are close my sisters. “§ Wootietoot practically cackled with delight. §”Just a few more selective cuts and they will be too weak to fight any more. Go and finish the job!"§

    Both Dinny and Alley are feeling the exsanguinating effects of the new tactic. Alley is tough but even he needs blood to go and the less blood, the less power he has. So, he and Dinny are tiring much faster than otherwise. So much has dripped down on Dinny’s back, it is getting slippery for Oop to stand, even on his rough, horny wide feet.

    Now the three Hairshirts had stopped their quick spiraling movement to hovering to the side of them and looking at them, smiling, then they ululate again followed by the blue and red birds, combining their powers of water and fire to create a steam fog right at Dinny and Alley, followed by the ribbon neck gray ‘bird’ as it wraps its neck around Alley’s legs while the red ‘bird’ head butts him in the stomach knocking him onto Dinny’s back, then pulls him up by his feet and legs.
    The instant fog has frightened poor Dinny away in a confused funk. He goes into the forest to lick his many wounds.
    “Drop him, then tie him securely,” Sheema says, ready to bring the Number One Criminal back to face the Justice of the Two Queens.


    § – indicates telepathic communication.

  4. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’d say more like a missing link.

  5. Unca Scrooge

    Unca Scrooge said, over 1 year ago

    13 days of Alley goes to the doctor. Uninteresting and unfunny. It can’t get any worse than this, can it?

  6. Wootietoot

    Wootietoot said, over 1 year ago

    Man, the suspense is killing me, wondering when the next story arc starts. I’m on the edge of my seat….LOL

  7. kbnj6910

    kbnj6910 said, over 1 year ago

    Well if this drags out long enough perhaps the doctor will get an ear full of time travel – especially if Oop talks about dinny or Moo.

  8. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 1 year ago

    @Unca Scrooge

    Newcomer to the strip, aren’t you. :-)

  9. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 1 year ago

    OOP: You see, this one I got from tripping after being chased by an Apteryx.
    DOCTOR: A what?
    WONMUG: Um, never mind, Oop. We’ll talk about that one later….

  10. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    1300 days of “Alley Oop used to be better”. Uninteresting and unfunny. It can’t get any worse than this, can it?

  11. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 1 year ago

    Morning, Oopsters.
    It’s not just that Alley Oop used to be better. Lots of comics used to be better, including Gasoline Alley, Katzenjammer Kids, and Little Orphan Annie, to name a few. But Alley Oop has steadily become worse and worse, to the point of becoming a mockery of the original great comic we used to love to read every day.

  12. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 1 year ago

    Well, there is that million year gap in his memory.

  13. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 1 year ago

    I have to wonder what form of compulsive self-abuse makes someone keep coming back again and again to read something that just makes them unhappy. Rather a waste of life.

  14. nottawasaga

    nottawasaga said, over 1 year ago

    Megonow: Some people do not understand or agree with the idea of ‘change’… and cling to tradition, which is like an anchor to progress…. nothing is constant, even our north america was mostly covered in ice more than a mile thick only 10k years ago.

  15. 1MadHat

    1MadHat GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dain bramage?

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