Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. FENRISULFR

    FENRISULFR said, over 4 years ago

    Okay, so they finally figured out the shoulder strap difference.
    I can see the conversation now:

    GUZ: See, Oop? I told you I’d figure it out! All you gotta do is remember that one of ‘em wears her strap on her RIGHT shoulder, and the other one wears hers on her LEFT. That’s why I’m king, because I can figure these kind of things out.

    OOP: So all I gotta do is remember which shoulder Ooola wears her strap on.

    GUZ: Don’t talk about that kind of stuff, Oop. It’s still a family strip. But yeah, all you gotta do is remember which shoulder Ooola uses.

    OOP: So which one is Ooola?

    GUZ: BLAGAAAH!

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 4 years ago

    @FENRISULFR

    Yes, and if I had to have the money, honey, I’d strap you in beside me (in a strapless!) and never, ever leave you, leave you at home all alone and cryin’!

  3. June M. Moffatt

    June M. Moffatt said, over 4 years ago

    @FENRISULFR

    CHORTLE!

  4. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Are Alley & Guz genetically colour-blind? Otherwise the dress-colour would also have been a clue.

    How dense they are is shown (as FENRISULFR pointed out) by the fact it took so long for Guz to even figure out the straps are on opposite shoulders.

    (BTW, FENRISULFR—the straps issue is family-friendly, South Asian children know Indian women wear sari over left and Sri Lankan women over right)

  5. James

    James said, over 4 years ago

    Brilliant observation, Sherlock. After how many months?

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, over 4 years ago

    I’ll make a positive comment. Today’s strip is no sillier than yesterday’s. Or the day before. Or …

  7. dheine1971

    dheine1971 said, over 4 years ago

    Remember for the umpteenth time: Oola’s in red, Lola’s in blue.

  8. WW2 Marine Veteran

    WW2 Marine Veteran said, over 4 years ago

    @davidf42

    You call that a positive statement? It’s obvious you don’t enjoy viewing this strip, so why do you? Oh I think I have figured it out. You enjoy complaining. lol!

  9. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    @prasrinivara

    It has been mentioned more than once that Oop and Guz are both color blind.

  10. Kip W

    Kip W said, over 4 years ago

    Oop and Guz are color blind as a courtesy to dead-tree readers and those who still receive the strip on pressed blocks of mud.

  11. PatrickDC202

    PatrickDC202 said, over 4 years ago

    OK. I’ll confess to any crime. I will even provide my ATM P.I.N. number! I’ll even go back to being Catholic. I’d rather have the Spanish Inquisition pull my toenails out and sprinkle salt than suffer thru another stoopit day of this ridiculous “comic” strip. How the mighty have fallen. How I miss the actual storylines of the past…

  12. gocomicsmember

    gocomicsmember said, over 4 years ago

    @PatrickDC202

    If you don’t want to “suffer through another day” of this story, then don’t. Pure and simple.

  13. Buzza Wuzza

    Buzza Wuzza said, over 4 years ago

    Silliness is fine, we love silliness. Most of these bits would be really okay if only the pace picked up. Taking forever to tell a joke is what kills the party.

  14. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 4 years ago

    Haven’t they switched dresses by now?

  15. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, over 4 years ago

    Guz thinks he’s okay now. But he’s looking at them from the front. When they turn around, he be confused again.

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