Alley Oop by Jack and Carole Bender

Alley Oop

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  1. Antoine Lowray

    Antoine Lowray said, almost 5 years ago

    Wow. I didn’t know that space travel makes you mentally disabled.

  2. Seiko

    Seiko said, almost 5 years ago

    From: Dino The Very Important Houyhynym

    To: Visiting Yahoos.

    Do you now all: Enter the temple of the laughing God-King Guz!

  3. ChukLitl

    ChukLitl GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    “Just like?” Easter Island statues tend not to be smiley.
    They found the most isolated island on the planet & erected massive stone heads, facing inland. Since they were found, people have wondered what it means. Try the obvious foreign policy explanation.
    They also made every tree on the island extinct. Screw you & the planet you you rode in on.

  4. Seiko

    Seiko said, almost 5 years ago

    Yes, obviously their god is based on King Guz.

    But who is they? Well that hard part was done way back on July 8th when Rista called it: the dinos are intelligent! Let’s call them Houyhynymus rex :).

    ….and so they made the statues to the God! -— maybe not, but a very good guess by Rista if this turns out to be true!

  5. Jogger2

    Jogger2 said, almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if this has anything to do with what Tunk and Lem were cooking up?

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, almost 5 years ago

    Jog my memory, Jogger. What were Tunk and Lem cooking up?

  7. James

    James said, almost 5 years ago

    Alley must be half-blind not to see that they look like Guz.

  8. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, almost 5 years ago

    The best explanation for Easter Island that I have seen is a cartoon showing a bunch of natives finishing the statues with the caption “There. That’ll keep them wondering for a few thousand years!”

  9. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    @Newenglandah

    There is a much better and more obvious one here:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island_Statues

    People make them seem so mysterious when the only mystery is why they seem so mysterious to so many.

  10. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    These are doors to a giant underground complex, full of oil, an already to go oil tanker. Now Oscar needs to convince Alley and Jake to hookup Earth 2 to the rocket and return to Earth 1 where this almost endless supply of oil can be piped to Earth.

  11. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    That, and how those statues were moved across the island, which all the same was a lot easier while there were trees on the island.

    A little slow on the uptake, eh, Oop? :))))

  12. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    Speaking of Jake, and not speaking to Jake. I have not seen any communication with him.

  13. Justice22

    Justice22 said, almost 5 years ago

    King Guz was never that “Smiley Faced”. No wonder Oop doesn’t see the resemblance.

  14. billdi

    billdi GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    the intense mystery deepens…children cower, women shiver, grown men weep at the awful wonder of it all.

  15. gozar

    gozar said, almost 5 years ago

    PANTS OFF DANCE OFF

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