Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 30, 2006
Transcript:
Back at G.O. Boom's house, Oscar confesses... "You see, I didn't think any harm could be done! My research turned up the story of a shipload of conquistadors that sank in a storm!" "I thought, 'Perfect! They specialized in finding gold, and yet they didn't live to change history!' I grabbed them before they sank and sent them to locations in Moo where I knew there to be gold and diamonds!" "Once they'd filled their cargo hold, I was going to meet them to claim the riches before sending them back to their date with destiny! History wouldn't be changed and no one would be hurt...at least no one who wasn't going to be hurt anyway!" "Except for all th' citizens of Moo!"