Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for July 13, 2001
Transcript:
BIG Kate's eatery "Th' sign says 'Big Kate's', but you aren't big!" "I used t'be...til I quit eatin' my own cookin'!" "Now I take all my meals over at th' saloon! Th' food's lousy so I don't eat as much!" "I see...Kind of a forced diet, eh?" "Well, yeah, y'might say that! But whatever y'wanta call it, it works! I lost a lotta weight!" "Richard Simmons would be proud!" "Who?" "Never mind!"