Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for September 10, 2000
Transcript:
"Didjuh hear about th' rig Alley Oop made?" "Yeah! Somebody said he just brought it into town!" "Let's go see it!" "Wow! That's some contraption!" "Does it really work, Oop?" "O'course it works! All I need is a stiff breeze..." "...an' it'll carry me clear to th'other side of th' capital!" "Fine! So how y'gonna stop th' thing?" "Easy! All I do is lower th' sail!" "Th' wind's pickin' up! Let's see what she'll do!" "Okay, boys! Just stand back an' gimme room!" "It isn't movin', Oop!" "Tell you what, why don't all of you get behind me an' blow real hard!" FOOF! FOOF! FOOF! "'At's th' way! She's rolling now! I..." "Pheeeyou! A coupla those guys musta been snacking on wild onions!"