Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for March 05, 2000
Transcript:
"Hi, guys! What's up?" "We're tryin' t'figure out a way t'get folks to give up their foot protectors!" "Heck, that's easy! Just ban th' wearin' of 'em in the capital!" "?" "?" "See yuh!" "Now why didn't we think of that?" "We should have! I'll go and have a sign made!" "Due to injuries and accidents caused by the use of foot protectors, the wearing of same is hereby banned! by order of Guz, the King." "How's that?" "It's perfect!" "Do you think folks will go along with it?" "I dunno, Wizer! Since we've just taken a status symbol away from 'em..." "It might lead t'some violent expressions of resentment!" "I see what you mean!"