Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 08, 1996
Transcript:
Guz: An' that's th' royal palace over there.... Man: How'd guz get a good lookin girl like that? Man: beats me! Man: Me too! I sure wish I knew! Man: Y'wanta ask 'im! Man: nuh uh, not me! Man: i'll ask im! Man: hey, guz, can I have a word with you? Guz: Excuse me, my dear. I'll be right back! Man: How'd you latch onto a beauty like that? What's your secret? Alley oop: You really wanta know? Man: Uh huh! guz: Dieting! Man: Well? What'd he say? Man: He said "dieting"! Alley oop: Y'mean cut back on our eating? Man: Either that or cut it out altoghether for awhile! Man: Nuh uh not me! Man: Me neither! no way! Coral: What was that all about? Guz: A small discussion on the advantages of deprivation and suffering!