Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for June 24, 1946
Transcript:
two of the scheduled three rounds have passed and alley oop has yet to win the $500 posted for the kayo of pickle-puss, the carnival killer. man: my gosh, oop, what's wrong with you? you shoulda iced that bum long ago! alley oop: I dunno, bud--I guess it's this terrible headache i got! man: you had a collision! y'both took a nine count! man: headache? Why, he never laid a glove on you! lemme have a look at your...hey! where'd you get all these big bumps? man: but, killer, we did slug 'im! every time y'led 'im close to th' curtain! man: he must have a head like a cement block! man: oop, there's sumpin funny goin' on...i smell a rat!