9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron

9 to 5

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  1. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    Pulling the plug…

  2. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t it be: now comes the hardware part?

  3. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    …then afterwards, Who shall maintain visitation rights to the internet..?

  4. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, about 1 year ago

    Bet that made them Yelp.

  5. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, THOSE electronic devices

  6. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    And when the divorce is finalized… Yahoo!!

  7. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 1 year ago

    The judge said she got everything, including my work computer with all my work notes on it.


    She said I’d abused her viciously, and she’d gone to the police, but they refused to help her. They’d taken her to a police physician who had examined her and could not find any evidence of abuse. So the judge knew I was a warlock who’d used sorcery to make the X-Ray machine unable to see the fractures, and the police and the doctor unable to see the many bruises and abrasions. Then my wife said I abused heroin, so they arrested me and did a blood test, which came back negative, more proof I’d used sorcery to make the test give a false negative.


    The judge gave my wife a restraining order, and said I was NEVER allowed back into my house, and she could keep everything, including all my clothes.


    (So I intend to put a hex on the divorce judge. That will teach him.)

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