9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 02, 2017
Transcript:
woman: When I met your mother, she kissed the air beside both my ears. Man: Oh dear lord! Woman: Is that something english? Man: oh, yes, indeed. man: dad, did you take mum's telescopic sight away? Man: no. I got rid of the rifle. but I let her keep the scope. she likes looking at people in the crosshairs. she finds it comforting.