9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 13, 2016

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Dog: Whoops. he's scraping his shoe and saying bad words again. heh heh heh heh heh... dog: The game can't be try and catch me because I have the ball. he says I have to return it to him because he's the master. Dog: I'm not allowed to tug the leash like any respectable wolf descendant because he says so, and he's "The master". Dog: I have to lie down and fetch and grovel because he's "the master". Dog: I can't sniff people in the groin or put my grungy feet on their clothes because he's "the master". woman: Did you know your dogs make quotation mark signs with their toes when they're just sitting with each other?