9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 27, 2016
Transcript:
Edda: Did you get high to pinch hit for me? Amos: Yes, but he was strange. When I said I'd booked two seats on canton airways to vienna, he told me to cancel xiulan's seat. is that bad? Edda: What do you think, kreskin? Amos: That's "The amazing" to you. Edda: On what grounds? Amos: If you had listened to me, you wouldn't have eaten those oysters....and I wouldn't be calling hugh.