9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 29, 2016

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Woman: Excuse me, but your fiancee would like to know if you have any immediate plans to return to your seat beside her. man: I'm not ready yet. Woman: look out your window. What do you see? man: The trompe lceil man across the street, smoking his trompe l'ceil garden and the spire of the trompe l'ceil chrysler building off in the distance. Woman: No, I mean, out the airplane window. man: The vast pacific 40,000 feet away, directly...below. Man: I'm coming. Woman: What was that noise? Man: I bumped my head on the trompe l'ceil sky.