9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 07, 2016
Transcript:
Man: why didn't you mention how long this trip takes? Did you think I couldn't cope with a fourteen hour flight? Woman: Not at all. I was just avoiding any reference to teeny, communal restrooms at 35,000 feet, and no hope of escape. Woman: Stewardess, do you have a cold, wet towel?....and maybe a defibrillator?