9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 27, 2016
May 26, 2016
May 28, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: I apologize. I never should have told you there's a panda tattoo on my personal caboose. I have, to be honest, no distinguishing marks or traits... man: Except for that cute little mole on your neck, which I have kissed on innumerable occasions. Woman: Yes. Except for that. can we go now? Man: you go ahead. There's still that panda lingering in my mind's eye. I need to detox. panda: you're no bowl of bamboo for me either, curly top.
