9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 23, 2016
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May 24, 2016
Transcript:
Edda: your little panda tattoo may be a fiction, but mine is worse. it arrives in a jumbo pack of fifty, and washes off in the shower. woman: You lied to amos about your tattoo? Edda: I lie whenever I can, but only if he knows I'm doing it...and only if he knows I know he knows I'm doing it. woman: And you call me devious. you're absolutely serpentine. Edda: don't say that unless you mean it.
