9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 14, 2016
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Man: Excuse me, sir, but if you aren't going to order something, you can't just occupy the booth. Man: I understand, but my fiancee, the pretty chinese girl who just exited, informed me that she bears a panda tattoo in her...um...caboosial area. This has left me with a protuberant mind's eye. Man: Mind if I keep you company? We can wile away the time until we both feel able to rise. ...coffee? Man: how many gallons do you have?