9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 11, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Edda blurted out my alter ego of sherlock beethoven before the breath I used to confide it had even cooled. Amos: you should have specified your wish for secrecy very clearly. Amos: If she had not, in almost contractual detail, exacted my vow of secrecy, I might have told you of the tiny tattoo of a bumblebee....that illuminates her right buttock. Man: Revenge is mine. amos: oopsie.