9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 21, 2015

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Amos: Hey, edda, do you remember when we were at st. godzilla's and you used to draw on your spectrum of ways to rattle sister caligula's cage until she would turn the color of an eggplant and masticate the air with speechless rage? Edda: I sure do. Amos: Well, don't try it with me! Seth: that was loud. Edda: And a little arousing.