9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 07, 2015

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Edda: Seth spilled coffee on sven's shirt three times last evening. each time employing the ruse of removing the shirt to sponge and iron it, while sven sat here naked from the waist up. it couldn't have been more blatant. I mean, nobody was fooled in the least. Seth: The only thing hindering me from seducing you here and now.....is that you are promised to another. amos: Um...edda. your bosom heaved. I just saw it. Edda: You're keeping track of my bosom?! Amos: I take a personal interest.