9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 08, 2015

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Amos: I keep having that married team dream. can't we just bag this, elope and live in sin? Seth: I wore my fingers right down to the bone sewing those tiny pearl beads onto her wedding dress, and nobody's robbing my little girl of her big day just so he can live with her in sweaty, sordid sin. so go ahead and try, cello boy. make my day.