9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 22, 2015
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Woman: I wish I could have done more over the last few days. Man: you pushed a german sniper out the window and left me crosseyed for most of our honeymoon. i'd say you kept busy. Woman: I could have pushed another couple snipers out the window. Man: It was thoughtless of them not to drop by.