9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man: I'd call this the best honeymoon I've ever had: except that this is the only honeymoon I'll ever have. Woman: Are you saying that because I shoved a nazi out the window? Man: It was a lovely touch, but no. Man: I think it's the first time I've smelled you without the aroma of saltpeter and sulfur permeating your skin. Woman: Oh stop. you'll turn my head.