9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 13, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: they said you could be a little bristly. Woman: "they"...whoever "they" are....are wrong. "they", in fact, should keep "their" gobs shut. I am not bristly... I am three octaves below cantankerous, and 45 tablespoons north east of surly. Woman: I am crotchety, but still at a state of grace in which underwire has meaning for me. Woman: I'm britneigh. woman: With an "n-e-i-g-h? Woman: Um....yes. Woman: oh lord. and I was about to show pity.