9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 10, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: Is "earthling" a real word? I mean, do you suppose species alien to this planet refer to us that way? Thorax: The term originated in 1953, further cementing this planet's over estimation of it's own importance...among those of use who cruise the cosmos, earth is known only as "a joint." Woman: Oddly, I like that. Thorax: And the burgers are excellent too.