9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 24, 2014
Transcript:
Man: As assassins go, you're rather different. Woman: in that I'm not a ruthless borderline psychopath? Man: Well, actually, you can be kind of...ruthless. Woman: Did you really shoot off that guy's trigger finger? Woman: Yes. I have it in one of my pockets. Along with a luger, a few bullet clips and cyanide ampul. Man: I was going to ask: is that luger, several bullet clips, a cyanide ampul and a human index finger, or are you just happy to see me? Man: But now the joke's ruined.