9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 22, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Why did you ask me if all men are cretins? Woman: It was something bert said to me about men in love and at war. Man: We were in each other's arms, and he was reciting how in love with me he was. Man: You were...um...lovers? Woman: he was a sniper, I was an assassin, we were both in counterespionage and spying on each other. It was pillow talk. Man: Nothing inspires intimacy like the click of a safety catch.