9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 13, 2014
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Man: Did you deplete all your ammo shooting down that plane? Woman: Not at all. I still have two fully loaded lugers on my person. I gather you have the third. Man: no. Woman: Are you certain? Man: Well, I.... woman: do you mind if I frisk you? Man: Oddly, I find that I don't.