9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 13, 2014

Transcript:

Woman: I wish you could just speak the truth to me without a tinge of doubt creeping in. man: you are, without question or cavil, the most beautiful young woman. The loveliest, the sweetest, the purest girl I have ever known in my life. Woman: Someone just told me I'm the most beautiful, the sweetest girl he's ever known in his life. Man: Well, that's nice. Woman: am I really that ugly? man: you've been talking to bert, haven't you?