9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 28, 2014

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Man: We got kronjuwel back today. The idiot was over in normandy hunting down bill's contact, souris. Woman: Did he find her? Man: Evidently, it seems theirs was a tender reunion. She shot off his finger. Woman: The man has a consummate flair for making friends. Man: you're right. I hardly know the guy, and I tried to break his jaw.