9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: It's that little blond uso girl again...what is her name? Squeegie? Man: Edie, I asked her to marry me. Woman: And what did she say when you proposed? Woman: Until the end of the war...woman: keep that safe under your hat. Woman: Well, I'm willing if she is.