9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 18, 2014
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Man: How did you conversation with kronjuwel go? Woman: he didn't revel much about himself other than an incredible manual dexterity around buttons and hems. Woman: Basically, he mistakes light conversation as an invitation to sample his bodily fluids...why are guys like that? You're not like that, are you? Man: Of course not. Man: One request, however...please don't say "bodily fluids" to me. this has been a long war. Woman: you're a sweetheart. Man: ...a verrrry long war.