9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 19, 2013

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Man: You were spreading some scurrilous lies last evening about miss ernst. I require you now to retract them in writing. The corporal will type the necessary letter. Man: I shall do no such thing. Man: What is this young woman?...eisenhower's private doxy?...rommel's? Or does she share her favors with them both? Man: Good day, lieutenant. Man: The pleasure is all mine. Man: Just one other thing, colonel....