9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 01, 2013
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Man: And what happened then? Man: When dr. spockett told me she had deliberately taken twinkly, I returned to the smuckling's farm to bring her back. That's when I informed the smucklings what I was doing. Man: And they didn't object? Man: probably because I'm six foot nine, incredibly muscled and was carrying an adult dairy cow in my arms. Man: Your honor, could you instruct the defendant not to call the plaintiffs wimps.