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Jan 4, 2013
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Edda: So...basically, you had a horrible dream in which you broke our mutual vow of prenupital abstinence: a dream in which you were a rutting beast, and I was as seductive as a snoring bread pudding with rampant halitosis. Amos: Yep. That's about it. Amos: But the part I liked best was where you tiptoed out of the room and tried to convince me it was really only a dream and I therefore never broke my word to you. Amos: In fact, I may wake up any moment. Edda: We don't want that to happen.
Jan 6, 2013
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