9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 27, 2012
Transcript:
Edda: This ice cream cone is nice, but it isn't facilitating the total clarity of thought I'd hoped for. Woman: All right...to achieve clarity, I'll restate your position: you believe you're pregnant, obliging you to embark on a process of decision making that will affect your life most profoundly, and you must do it with some dispatch, for in fetal evolution, time is of the essence. edda: Actually, all I want is another ice cream cone. Woman; Oh...different clarity.