9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 23, 2011

Transcript:

Edda: Why is it that no man believes a woman can be properly consumed with carnal desire until she has buckled on a pair of six inch stilettos? Amos: don't ask me. I've been holding this mistletoe over my head for fifteen minutes...right now I'd welcome those stilettos. My arm is falling asleep.